[ Root flounces into their shared living area wearing a gauzy, layered dress covered in a cute cherry print. She's fully made up, down to a flashy ring and matching cherry-red lipstick. She's also carrying a huge ridiculously feminine tote bag, currently mostly empty except for (1) taser and a dark web communicator. ]
Hey, honey. You didn't forget what day it is, did you?
[ Like Root actually cares about holidays, but she's absolutely going to take any chance to treat Shaw like she's a conventional disappointing heterosexual husband. ]
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Hey, honey. You didn't forget what day it is, did you?
[ Like Root actually cares about holidays, but she's absolutely going to take any chance to treat Shaw like she's a conventional disappointing heterosexual husband. ]