Okay, there is no way you've actually been married before.
[It's said as a challenge. If she's wrong (and despite her words, she knows that she very well might be; Root has had a weird-ass life and has run some even weirder cons), then she wants to hear this story.]
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[It's said as a challenge. If she's wrong (and despite her words, she knows that she very well might be; Root has had a weird-ass life and has run some even weirder cons), then she wants to hear this story.]