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[cactusy]

[If I don't have an active post up, feel free to use this post to have your character call, videochat, text, or knock on Shaw's door.]

Comments

[conning]

There's a reason I said 'relative' sanity.

[HAHA SUCH A FUNNY PAIR OF JOKESTERS.]

[littletonoidea]

cos her relatives are an alien conspiracist who lives in deep space and a con artist with more secret identities than hot dinners?

[cactusy]

You want to guess how many secret identities I've had, champ?

Also, "relatives"?

[conning]

Relatives. Did we not tell you? The familial adoption is being formalized.

[cactusy]

That makes absolutely no sense.

[littletonoidea]

sorry baby girl, we don't make the rules. jury voted all in favour of you being the baby in this brand new family

[cactusy]

Okay, I might not be older than you but I'm definitely older than Caffrey.

[Right????]

[conning]

I am pretty sure I've just been insulted.

[cactusy]

You're what, 31?

[Not-so-coincidentally one year younger than her, but hey shut up about that.]

[littletonoidea]

okay well im 35 and shaws 9 so

hey neal quick q for u

[conning]

Now I'm not telling you.

Yes Eiffel?

[cactusy]

Okay, THAT probably means you're 29. Good to know.

[littletonoidea]

how old are you man

[😇]

[conning]

Traitor.

Including time on the Barge, 39.

[ God he hates how uncomfortable he is admitting that. ]

[cactusy]

[Uuuuuuuuuuugh]

Root is almost as old as you and way older than Eiffel.

["Whatever, maybe I'm the baby but my girlfriend definitely isn't" is how you know she knows she's lost.]

[littletonoidea]

i cant believe our sil is a cradle snatcher

[conning]

A cradle snatcher and that Shaw would try to use the 'I'm definitely mature, I have an old girlfriend' defense.

[cactusy]

Just as a reminder. I hate you both.

[littletonoidea]

thats within your rights as a member of the Lock Shock and Barrel Found Family Initiative.

[conning]

Oh that's good. I like that name.