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[cactusy]

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[aimsforknees]

1. So educate him on what a car really is

2. He's not human

[cactusy]

is he an elf from Lord of the Rings?

[aimsforknees]

I didn't ask, it seemed rude. But he doesn't look like the elves in the movie. He's green.

[cactusy]

weird

don't worry, I won't say that out loud.

[aimsforknees]

He's a good kid. A little weird. Bear likes him because he gave him beef jerky.

[cactusy]

tell me he's not an actual kid.

[aimsforknees]

I think he's in high school.

[cactusy]

babies are better than children are better than teenagers

the older they get, the worse they get, until they hit about 25

[aimsforknees]

You can make fun of teenagers and then they flip you off.

[cactusy]

babies can't talk or ask questions, and they can't walk, so you can walk away from them. honestly, I think I like them better than adults.

[aimsforknees]

You realize how that sounds, right.

[cactusy]

no, I don't, because I'm not a parent. walking away from a baby is only bad if they're entrusted in your care.

[aimsforknees]

We could have a number that's a baby. Happened before.

[cactusy]

You're kidding

[What the fuck, she doesn't remember that. It must have been before her time.]

who the hell wanted to hurt a baby?

[aimsforknees]

Husband had an affair, wife wanted it to go away. Hired kidnappers to sell her in Eastern Europe.

[cactusy]

did you get to shoot her?

[aimsforknees]

Arrested.

[cactusy]

too bad. hospital and then arrested would have been better

did you have to change diapers?

[aimsforknees]

Yes.

[cactusy]

font face=courier>none of us should have kids

but I wish I'd been around to see that.

[aimsforknees]

Finch had to kidnap her from the care center. The portrait they drew of him for the alert was hilarious.

noooo my html

[cactusy]

and you didn't save it? why didn't I ever find it hanging up in the library?

we all fall to the html gods some day

[aimsforknees]

You think he would let it live on?

[cactusy]

I think a man with your skills should have a way to get around that.

[aimsforknees]

I had bigger things to worry about. Like a baby.