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[cactusy]

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Comments

[littletonoidea]

He also - [Slightly muffled, because he's yelling backwards at Neal at the same time.] - talks like he's my clone. And as someone who has a clone that stole my talking style, that SAYS something.

[cactusy]

Necromancer with healing powers and skeletons.

Are you guys hanging out without me?

[Rude.]

[littletonoidea]

The doctor who gave me space cooties made not one, but TWO psychic plant monsters.

[Normal is relative!!]

It's supposed to be a surprise for your wedding, ya dink.

[cactusy]

The psychic plant monsters are weird, too.

[But fiiiiiiine, she won't come track you guys down. This time.]

[conning]

Undermining your own implied argument a bit there, Sameen.

[Can you HEAR The Tilde at the end of your name Shaw.]

[cactusy]

[This is the sound of a groan being muffled into a couch cushion.]

I hate it.

[littletonoidea]

Look, everyone's a goddamn freak and a weirdo, none of us belong here, but at least you can respect his nerdy hustle.

[cactusy]

Hey, it's not like I think he's lying.

adding a 2/2 in the harsh light of day, but icly sent several hours after all the other stuff; TEXT

[cactusy]

I know you're right, by the way. I'm not so good at being adaptable these days.

[conning]

Sam, I think anyone who has made it this long on the Barge with their relative sanity intact is damn excellent at adapting.

[cactusy]

My relative sanity is intact? That's news.

[HAHAHA, IT'S A JOKE BUT ALSO IT'S REALLY NOT]

[conning]

There's a reason I said 'relative' sanity.

[HAHA SUCH A FUNNY PAIR OF JOKESTERS.]

[littletonoidea]

cos her relatives are an alien conspiracist who lives in deep space and a con artist with more secret identities than hot dinners?

[cactusy]

You want to guess how many secret identities I've had, champ?

Also, "relatives"?

[conning]

Relatives. Did we not tell you? The familial adoption is being formalized.

[cactusy]

That makes absolutely no sense.

[littletonoidea]

sorry baby girl, we don't make the rules. jury voted all in favour of you being the baby in this brand new family

[cactusy]

Okay, I might not be older than you but I'm definitely older than Caffrey.

[Right????]

[conning]

I am pretty sure I've just been insulted.

[cactusy]

You're what, 31?

[Not-so-coincidentally one year younger than her, but hey shut up about that.]

[littletonoidea]

okay well im 35 and shaws 9 so

hey neal quick q for u

[conning]

Now I'm not telling you.

Yes Eiffel?

[cactusy]

Okay, THAT probably means you're 29. Good to know.

[littletonoidea]

how old are you man

[😇]

[conning]

Traitor.

Including time on the Barge, 39.

[ God he hates how uncomfortable he is admitting that. ]